I'm Ashton. I lived in Gallifrey for a year. There was one time that I fought in a battle on my dragon, but the battle was forgotten and the invaders one.
And I'm Trent. Even though I have a beard instead of a goatee for quite a few years now, I'm still often compared to a goat. I think an old man is a more fitting description. A really awesome one, of course.
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INFJ - cold and hard on the outside, warm and fuzzy on the inside
INFP - warm and fuzzy inside and out
INTP - warm and fuzzy on the outside, cold and hard on the inside
INTJ - cold and hard inside and out
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|Posted on May 12 at 8:05 pm||Reblog|
Nothing is relative, and thoughts are only unique in a subjective approach; henceforth, this is life, a series of thoughts that can change spontaneously and without warning.
The vast chambers of the mind house the most egregious of horrors.
|Posted on May 8 at 10:18 am||Reblog|
It’s 5:26pm, and I am waiting on Lee to patrol and to discover it.
It is my out of order sign hidden within a locked stall in the women’s bathroom.
Yes, I did lock it and then crawled under the stall to get out.
7:15pm and the door has been opened. I repeat. The door has been opened. Someone crawled to open the door.
8:00pm that bastard started his patrol without me.
|Posted on May 5 at 10:02 pm||Reblog|
Red: Where I’ve been
Blue: Where I want to go
Green: Eh, maybe
Black/Gray: No way / Hell no / You would have to pay me to go
|Posted on May 2 at 11:40 pm||Reblog|
Ashton: Raggedy shoes, goodbye.
|Posted on May 1 at 11:21 pm||Reblog|
Well then, today has been both awkward and highly rewarding.
I got a free facial.
I got hit on by a lot of people.
One of these people even came into my house.
Also, children, a girl with down syndrome, fat people, and old people are so weird to look at…
Our texts speak for themselves:
TM: Shit, I have to gaze lovingly at Edwin’s fiance. / At least my professor had a beard, that made it less weird to gaze lovingly.
AP: Yes, love of my life, my breath normally smells this bad. Is this going to be a problem?
TM: Heeny is creeped out.
AP: He can smell my breath? What are you doing to him?
TM: Just creepin’ and gazin’
AP: Aw, I wish you were here to creep and gaze with me.
TM: I know m’love.
AP: Gazing at old people is weird. / There are 11 people in my field of vision right now. / The only attractive person is married. / Well, the girl was cute that was doing the eye exams, at least. / But the fat black woman earlier, hell nah. / Oh god, kids are worse.
TM: Also, teenage boys. / EFF. Gay black guy. Ugh.
AP: …girl with down syndrome.
TM: Best moment yet = giving Edwin’s fiance an affectionate gaze while giving Edwin a sensual hug.
|Posted on April 30 at 9:37 pm||Reblog|
So, this is day 1 of our challenges.
My experience was like this.
I walked to my PO Box, and spotted a bug.
The bug ran away from me.
I yelled, “YOU UGLY BUFFOON, SHOW YOURSELF!”
a man stared at me.
I continued onwards, and I spotted a new bug.
"FINE THEN! I’LL KILL YOUR LITTLE FRIEND INSTEAD YOU GREAT LARD!"
There was a pestilent fly, to whom my anger fell upon him in the verbal rebuke, “Go thee abreast, ye vile demon spawn”
because i sometimes talk like that
|Posted on April 30 at 9:36 pm||Reblog|
We (Trent and Ashton) have forgotten our first love, challenges.
Ok well, it’s actually a very strong like, we hardly ever love things.
Anyways. We will be attempting to complete the 365 day challenge presented in This Book Will Change Your Life by Benrik.
Some of the stuff is nut job crazy, or will costs too much.
Ashton’s just a measly college kid, and Trent’s a recent graduate from University of Alabama (Roll Tide?). We don’t have money for that shit.
So, here goes. This is day 1.
The book gave us several different options:
Do one press - up (lame)
Perform a striptease (in private) (how ‘bout no?)
Fantasize about your partner (neither of us have one)
Leave work 5 minutes early (we already left work)
The list went on and on, so we settled for:
Insult an insect.